Starting September 1st, one glorious bedroom + one private bathroom will be available in my B apartment Perks of the palace: • Gated community (keeps out raccoons and probably exes) • Multiple pools (choose your mood: “exercise” or “pretend I’m on vacation”) • Gym on- (so you can lie to yourself about working out) • Parking inside the gates (your car gets VIP treatment too) • In-unit washer/dryer (the days of laundromat purgatory are over)